Posted 2 weeks ago

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

(Source: racingbarakarts)

Posted 2 weeks ago

satandidnothingwrong:

it’s been a long day

Posted 2 weeks ago

knowhomo:

Asexuality/Ace Posts You (May Have) Missed

asexualityresources:

Based off this article.

Posted 2 weeks ago

superwholocked471:

iamcrowleybitches:

i-just-rode-up-on-a-unicorn-and:

i-reblog-stuff:

earthdragon1:

WHO IN THE HELL GAVE YOU THE RIGHT?!

All we need now is Dean and Cas on opposite sides of a wall through time and space and we’d have the most heart-breaking Superwholock gifset of all time.

Someone would pay for this.

YOU BASTARD

Mother fuckers.

Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 2 weeks ago

cap 2 + tumblr

(Source: derekstilinski)

Posted 2 weeks ago

untidymom:

dudewheresmypie:

ATTENTION: THIS IS NOT A TEST

Authorities believe that a dangerous blood-borne virus is to blame for the sudden spike in both murders and deaths in recent weeks in and around Kansas City.  It is thought to be the same virus discovered in River Grove, Oregon where at least twenty people were discovered dead in 2006.  Scientists have made no comments about whether this is the same strain found in the Niveus Pharmaceuticals swine flu vaccine in 2010.  Authorities are calling the virus “Croatoan.” 

Speculation that this may be an premeditated attack of biological warfare has forced government officials to take action.  By order of Acting Regional Command, residents of Kansas City and outline areas are required to evacuate by August 1st, 2014.  Entry to the area will be prohibited and strictly enforced beginning that date.  Displaced residents in need of shelter are urged to contact their local law enforcement.  All evacuees will be asked to provide identification and may be subject to onsite medial testing.  Any evacuees resisting official directives will be detained.  Authorities urge residents to use marked evacuation routes to maintain efficiency.

Sources say that victims of the virus are known to be physically aggressive and show a drive to attack others. If you encounter an infected individual, DO NOT ENGAGE. Contact local law enforcement immediately and seek refuge.

Please, do your part and spread the word.  Your safety, and the safety of your neighbors, is our number one concern.

[source]

CROATOAN

Posted 2 weeks ago

dutchster:

honoronher:

vinegod:

Didn’t see that one coming by Thomas Sanders

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE OF ALL TIME

Posted 2 weeks ago

CROATOAN

lucifercrew124:

THIS IS NOT A DRILL:
GLOBAL PANDEMIC HAS TAKEN OVER THE WORLD DO NOT APPROACH THE INFECTED PREPARE YOUR WEAPONS GRAB YOUR SALT AND IF YOU SEE THE DEVIL RUN

THIS IS THE CROATOAN VRIUS
WELCOME TO THE END OF THE WORLD

SPREAD THE WORD AND REMEMBER GOD DOESNT GIVE A SHIT

Posted 2 weeks ago

thiswontbebigondignity:

ϟ The Magic Begins Challenge: A Scene You Really Wanted To Be In The Movies, But Wasn’t

Have a biscuit, Potter.

 I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY SO MANY GOOD MCGONAGALL SCENES/MOMENTS WERE LEFT OUT OF THIS FILM  

Posted 2 weeks ago
You do not need pasta.
Me laying in bed talking to myself at 1:30 in the morning  (via seabelle)
Posted 2 weeks ago

naranjie:

imagineyourotp:

Imagine your OTP learning to dance for the first time. Person A knows all the moves and has to help keep Person B from tripping themselves up. In the end they both wind up slow dancing in each other embrace

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/chokes on tongue

Posted 2 weeks ago

tyleroakley:

a thing was done and my dash did it

(Source: tyleroakley)