Posted 3 hours ago

whataboutramonaflowers:

Things he tastes like:

  • you (only sweeter)

Things you were:

  • my picket fence

Things I’ll be:

  • your number one with a bullet

Things my songs know:

  • what you did in the dark

Things I’ve got:

  • troubled thoughts
  • the self esteem to match
Posted 3 hours ago

terezidave:

fuckyoutubers:

do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

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Posted 4 hours ago
bootycaller:

LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE LEGS THEY BARELY KNOW HOW TO STAND THEY’RE SO EXCITED FOR FOOD OHY GOD

bootycaller:

LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE LEGS THEY BARELY KNOW HOW TO STAND THEY’RE SO EXCITED FOR FOOD OHY GOD

Posted 4 hours ago

ben-c:

bonaventure-:

if someone ever calls u a mean name just respond “nah” like how do you even respond to that realistically 

some person: hey asstown 
you: nah 
some person:

i think my favourite part about this post is that out of all the mean names someone could realistically call you, they chose “asstown”

Posted 4 hours ago
official-chipotle:

He’s so fucking frustrated

official-chipotle:

He’s so fucking frustrated

(Source: 4gifs)

Posted 4 hours ago

slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

Posted 1 week ago

poyzn:

Guess what everybody’s going as this Halloween.

Posted 1 week ago

deathpoolquinn:

chookiemunster:

pale-blue-knot:

this was so important to me when i was young and i didn’t even know it

Wait… a… moment…

WHAT

(Source: radondoran)

Posted 1 week ago

wibbly-wobblyaudrey-waudrey:

adam-the-winchester:

221bakerstreet-london:

deduction-to-seduction:

mrs-mob-johnlocked:

This show.

can I just

Guys it got better.

God, did it get better. 

sherlockian need a lesson on what “better” means

What’s that on the ground next to Sherlock??

OH RIGHT. IT’S MY HEART. SHATTERED INTO A MILLION TINY PIECES. Thanks for finding it for me.

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago
iamthetwickster:

greymichaela:

cutiegabriel:

Totally not sorry for this.

I’ve been trying to reblog this for a good ten minutes and I keep forgetting what I’m doing.

I think this- I mean I’m- why is this….what…what are you doing

iamthetwickster:

greymichaela:

cutiegabriel:

Totally not sorry for this.

I’ve been trying to reblog this for a good ten minutes and I keep forgetting what I’m doing.

I think this- I mean I’m- why is this….what…what are you doing

Posted 1 week ago
chibird:

No one should be left without a kind heart to listen to them. If you’re happy to listen to people, feel free to let your followers know! I always try to respond thoughtfully, and I will do my best to reply to any incoming messages.

chibird:

No one should be left without a kind heart to listen to them. If you’re happy to listen to people, feel free to let your followers know! I always try to respond thoughtfully, and I will do my best to reply to any incoming messages.

Posted 1 week ago

cybuggin:

when u spend a lot of time making up a witty text post and ur waitin for notes

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