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iknewitwasover: i genuinely am paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really really annoying and awful and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke
Dean, just talk to Mr. Fizzles about your big gay...
Anonymously try to seduce me.
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Kid I'm babysitting: *shakes me awake at 6AM*
Me: What the hey-diddle, dude?
Kid I'm babysitting: You were like sobbing in your sleep
Me: I what?
Kid I'm babysitting: You were sobbing and shaking and crying about some person named Cas.
Me: ..Sit down little rascal. I'm going to tell you a story.
Kid I'm babysitting: *sits down and gives me a weird look*
Me: Once there was an angel named Castiel, or Cas for short. He came to Earth to help save it from beings who wanted to destroy it. He worked together with his friends, more like his family really, to stop the end of the world. But then he lost his way a little and he did some stuff that was pretty bad. His family got mad and left him, and he was so lost and confused. Then he tried to redeem himself, but still they wouldn't forgive him. And then he sacrificed himself to save one of his brothers. He used a special kind of magic to take away his brother's pain and put the pain on himself. But then his brothers left him. And now he's alone and scared, with no friend there to comfort him or love him.
Kid I'm babysitting: That's a really sad story. D:
Me: I know it is.
Kid I'm babysitting: Is there anyway we can help him get better?
Me: What do you mean?
Kid I'm babysitting: Is there a way for us to be his new family? We can comfort him and love him, can't we? He shouldn't have to be alone. Being alone is scary.
Me: ...I don't know. It's why I dream about him. I wish I could help but I can't.
Kid I'm babysitting: Well I'm going to help too.
Kid I'm babysitting: I'm going to pray that somehow Castiel gets better. If he's an angel than he's God's child right? I'm going to pray to his daddy and ask him to heal his baby. And maybe pray that Castiel's friends come back to help him.
Me: *tearing up* You do that. *hugs the kid*
becauseimakhajiit: She wears short skirts I wear T-shirts she’s cheer captain and I cry over the death of my favorite fictional character at 3 am
franfine: what if you just crab walked away from someone after an argument
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malchay: shercock-block: velarfricative: nerdjosh42: frek: I snuggle my penguin pillow pet to sleep every night. Does it count if they are on my closet shelf? Pffft, I bought my giant eeyore when I was 19 three shelves full tyvm. Over 10? Don’t you mean over 12.9?
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thatwasveryawkward: I’m an inappropriate laugher I’m one of those people who’d end up in a fit of giggles at a funeral